Quiet Night In Austin

T’was a quiet night in Austin

But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing 

If you don’t understand a word I’m saying

Just listen to my story 

Right here right there

One night I went shopping at the Blue Moon Store

When I met a girl that I had never seen before 

She was going for the jelly when I noticed her thighs 

I was grabbing peanut butter when I kicked her in the eye

Oh I started having manly thoughts in my head

The pictures were so dirty man I'm goin' to hell

So I started laughing and then I said

Hey Mam we could do a peanut butter jelly sandwich 

Right here right there

 

Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin

But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing 

If you don’t understand a word I’m saying

Keep listening to my story 

Right here right there

 

Well she gave me a smile and walked away

Never suspecting that I’d follow my pray

So I rolled down the aisle and passed her by

I wanted to show her all my style

She looked at my body from head to toe 

stopping at my wallet y’all girls know

So she started laughing and then she said

Hey pretty cowboy can you pass me the bread

Right here right there

 

 

Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin

But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing 

If you don’t understand a word I’m saying

I’m about to end the story 

Right here right there

 

Then we ran to my car

But I swear to God it didn’t go very far

Cause when I asked her where she lived

She pushed me in the back seat and said no

Right here right there

 

Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin

But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing 

If you don’t understand a word I’m saying

Just pay more attention

Right here right there

Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin

But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing 

Hey I think now y’all understand 

Cause I can see you laughing 

Right here right there

Cause I can see you laughing 

Right here right there

Music & Lyrics by Robby Johnson