
Quiet Night In Austin
T’was a quiet night in Austin
But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing
If you don’t understand a word I’m saying
Just listen to my story
Right here right there
One night I went shopping at the Blue Moon Store
When I met a girl that I had never seen before
She was going for the jelly when I noticed her thighs
I was grabbing peanut butter when I kicked her in the eye
Oh I started having manly thoughts in my head
The pictures were so dirty man I'm goin' to hell
So I started laughing and then I said
Hey Mam we could do a peanut butter jelly sandwich
Right here right there
Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin
But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing
If you don’t understand a word I’m saying
Keep listening to my story
Right here right there
Well she gave me a smile and walked away
Never suspecting that I’d follow my pray
So I rolled down the aisle and passed her by
I wanted to show her all my style
She looked at my body from head to toe
stopping at my wallet y’all girls know
So she started laughing and then she said
Hey pretty cowboy can you pass me the bread
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Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin
But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing
If you don’t understand a word I’m saying
I’m about to end the story
Right here right there
Then we ran to my car
But I swear to God it didn’t go very far
Cause when I asked her where she lived
She pushed me in the back seat and said no
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Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin
But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing
If you don’t understand a word I’m saying
Just pay more attention
Right here right there
Oh t’was a quiet night in Austin
But the moon was shining and the stars were dancing
Hey I think now y’all understand
Cause I can see you laughing
Right here right there
Cause I can see you laughing
Right here right there
Music & Lyrics by Robby Johnson